Choggie n.

Bea's word. When she was four she ran up to me, shouted, "Daddy, you're a choggie!" and ran off giggling.

When I finally caught her and asked for a definition she explained that 'choggie' has three possible meanings:

1. A poo.
2. A trump or fart.
3. A shelf.

It's number three that bothers me...